I love you Garrus

  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what
lhertzel:

shepurd

shepurd wiat im khalsi aljani

let me interview u

shepurd pls

lhertzel:

shepurd

shepurd wiat im khalsi aljani

let me interview u

shepurd pls

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lsilver:

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

lsilver:

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

lullybinns:

Clearly budget cuts have gone too far…

lullybinns:

Clearly budget cuts have gone too far…

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danielleornella:

this is freakin hilarious!

danielleornella:

this is freakin hilarious!

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inebriatedpony:

knowyourmeme:

He’s trying at least?

KYMdb - Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Well, can’t say he’s not trying.